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I never knew Christmas could be so bad

September 1, 2009

Mom, what’s that terrifying song you’re singing? You’ve got to stop now, you’re making us cry. Anytime now Mom, you could stop. Please, really, stop now.

Shihtennis ball

August 26, 2009

Hah! Those guys don’t know how to play with this thing at all. All they do is smack it around with those big flyswatters, back and forth and back and forth. I wonder why they chased me around after I took it away from them for their own good? Now me, I know how to [...]

Why do I always got to take out the garbage?

August 19, 2009

Why do I have to take out the garbage? Every single time, I swear, GAWD. You know, I’m much more delicate than I look. Seriously. Man, you caught playing with poop just once and it’s been NOWAY JOSE on sitting on that white down comforter ever since.

Shih Tzu Kismet

August 18, 2009

Lady, lookit, your daughter is wearin’ blue, you’re wearin’ blue, I’m wearin’ blue…it’s destiny. She and I can go out dancin’. See how I dance? I’m telling you, it’s Kismet.