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Strong am I with the force

holyshitzu — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:25 +0000

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the TzuForce, and a powerful ally it is.

Honey Oatmeal doggy cookies creates it, makes it grow.

Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Silly beings are we, not this crude matter.

You must feel the TzuForce, around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, the sofa, the space under the TV, that hard to find spot behind the washing machine.

Everywhere, yes. Even between my tongue and my nose.

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The Shih Tzu Yoda

Shih Tzu Gossip

holyshitzu — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:00:55 +0000

Oh look! Pedro the chihuahua has got Mrs. Turnbubble’s water bottle again. I told Suzy the other day that I think he’s got a rubber and latex fetish.

Oh and Mitzi is just being a complete little slut with that boxer from down the street. Look at her wag her tail, like if nobody knows what that means. Really, poodles are all the same.

What? Me gossiping? No way. I’m just… well informed!

Shih Tzu’s Don’t Like Chilli Sauce

holyshitzu — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:00:25 +0000

What is it with you people?

That chilli sauce completely messed up my beautiful singing voice.

My tongue is going crazy. Listen to me, I sound horrible.

Stop Laughing!

Let’s see what’s so funny when this stuff comes out!

What About Me? I’ve Got A Costume…

holyshitzu — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:00:16 +0000

Awwhh man! C’mon people, I can do the trick or treat thing too!

All that runnin’ around and gettin’ all the candies and snacks and stuff; I’m an expert at the candy gettin!

Who can resist a shih tzu in a pumpkin costume? Seriously.

Just keep me away from the zombies out there. They make me got potty with the quickness.

Photo courtesy of : Brian G. Lewandowski => www.bglewandowski.com

Snow – It’s Not Ice Cream

holyshitzu — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:00:58 +0000

You know, when Pop’s took me outside today, I thought to myself;

“Wahoo, all this ice cream for me!”

Yeah, NOT.

Poppa calls it “snow”.

I call it “cumbersome”.

And I’m not even Trying

holyshitzu — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:30:00 +0000

Got you makin’ baby noises, ain’t I?

C’mon, you can do better than that! Have some semblance of control would you…

I’m not even trying!

Ok look, while you’re makin’ all those goo-goo noises, why don’t you try to amble on over to the kitchen and get me a snack, K?

Original image at:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sapphie/

Cute Pose = Guilty of SOMETHING

holyshitzu — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:25:27 +0000

Let’s see here.

Quiet.

Cute head tilt.

Little sniffles with the nose.

That “Momma I wuv you” look…

Yep. Something, probably expensive, somewhere in the house, is on fire.

Levitating Shihtzu

holyshitzu — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:31:17 +0000

Great, just great.

See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa? Doood.

He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out.

How embarrassing…

The hardest working shitzu pup

holyshitzu — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:04:05 +0000

After a long day of working in the fields pulling the wagons with the Oxen, Rufus was just plain tuckered out.

What is it with Shih Tzu Puppies and Mirrors?

holyshitzu — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:48:35 +0000

See Pops? That stinkin’ pup in the mirror is back!

I try to bop him one but he just doesn’t get the message.

Mebe if I woof at him.

Take that you scallywag!