Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the TzuForce, and a powerful ally it is.
Honey Oatmeal doggy cookies creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Silly beings are we, not this crude matter.
You must feel the TzuForce, around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, the sofa, the space under the TV, that hard to find spot behind the washing machine.
Everywhere, yes. Even between my tongue and my nose.
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The Shih Tzu Yoda
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Oh look! Pedro the chihuahua has got Mrs. Turnbubble’s water bottle again. I told Suzy the other day that I think he’s got a rubber and latex fetish.
Oh and Mitzi is just being a complete little slut with that boxer from down the street. Look at her wag her tail, like if nobody knows what that means. Really, poodles are all the same.
What? Me gossiping? No way. I’m just… well informed!
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What is it with you people?
That chilli sauce completely messed up my beautiful singing voice.
My tongue is going crazy. Listen to me, I sound horrible.
Stop Laughing!
Let’s see what’s so funny when this stuff comes out!
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