Posts tagged as:

shih tzu

The Art of War

September 2, 2009

The Shih Tzu can own you in less than 30 seconds if you don’t resolve yourself against it’s horrifying tactics.
Notice, the dewy eyes.  These powerful weapons of destruction will tear your heart apart and force you to make the strangest goo goo noises that can emanate from a grown human.
Also, the pensive look.  In combination [...]

I never knew Christmas could be so bad

September 1, 2009

Mom, what’s that terrifying song you’re singing?  You’ve got to stop now, you’re making us cry.
Anytime now Mom, you could stop.  Please, really, stop now.

Jeez, can’t you take a hint?

August 31, 2009

He’s actually asking me if I have to go potty…
Dude, yes I have to go.
I really got to go now, c’mon.
Will you stop asking me dumb freakin’ questions already?
Are you listening to me?
YES, I MUST USE THE RESTROOM, NOW HURRY IT UP AND TAKE ME OUT OR I’M AIMING FOR THAT COOL NEW XBOX 360 [...]

You’re such a camera hog

August 28, 2009

Dood, you’re such a camera hog.  I swear, one time you make it on cuteoverload and you go all prima donna on me. GAWD!

Is there a Shih Tzu on my back?

August 27, 2009

Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box?
Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake.  Like if something is following me or something.  And [...]

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →