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Strong am I with the force

holyshitzu — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:25 +0000

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the TzuForce, and a powerful ally it is.

Honey Oatmeal doggy cookies creates it, makes it grow.

Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Silly beings are we, not this crude matter.

You must feel the TzuForce, around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, the sofa, the space under the TV, that hard to find spot behind the washing machine.

Everywhere, yes. Even between my tongue and my nose.

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The Shih Tzu Yoda

Off with THEIR heads I said

holyshitzu — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:00:02 +0000

Shih Tzu Petunia as Marie Antoinette

Oh, the things a Queen has to go through these days! One little “let them eat cake” and you get the axe.

Submitted by: Juan Velasco

Juan says: Petunia is very irreverant and I had just been reading about Marie Antoinette. This was her bringing history to life on our sofa. :0)

What About Me? I’ve Got A Costume…

holyshitzu — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:00:16 +0000

Awwhh man! C’mon people, I can do the trick or treat thing too!

All that runnin’ around and gettin’ all the candies and snacks and stuff; I’m an expert at the candy gettin!

Who can resist a shih tzu in a pumpkin costume? Seriously.

Just keep me away from the zombies out there. They make me got potty with the quickness.

Photo courtesy of : Brian G. Lewandowski => www.bglewandowski.com

Snow – It’s Not Ice Cream

holyshitzu — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:00:58 +0000

You know, when Pop’s took me outside today, I thought to myself;

“Wahoo, all this ice cream for me!”

Yeah, NOT.

Poppa calls it “snow”.

I call it “cumbersome”.

Cute Pose = Guilty of SOMETHING

holyshitzu — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:25:27 +0000

Let’s see here.

Quiet.

Cute head tilt.

Little sniffles with the nose.

That “Momma I wuv you” look…

Yep. Something, probably expensive, somewhere in the house, is on fire.

The Trials and Tribulations of a Shitzu Pup

holyshitzu — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:30:18 +0000

You know something Ralph?

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You’ve got it EASY.

Shih Tzu in a Mouse Suit

holyshitzu — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:30:51 +0000

Ahem…

Squeak, squeak.

Mom, can I get out of this ridiculous outfit now?

Jeez, the things she makes me do.

Next she’ll have me dressing up as a rhinoceros, or a pygmy malamute or something.

Gawd… a mouse suit.

I’m hiding under the bed for a week. Just slip me my fuzzy wooby and a box of Cheerios and let me just work out my psychological trauma on my own.

Levitating Shihtzu

holyshitzu — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:31:17 +0000

Great, just great.

See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa? Doood.

He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out.

How embarrassing…

Fuzzy Wooby Destruction

holyshitzu — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:00:49 +0000

Take that, and that, and that you dastardly fuzzy wooby.

Just remember, I’m the boss of you, and of mommy, and of poppy, and of the socks in the hamper, and the throw rug in the living room, and that great big sofa too.

Flip me over will you?

Haha, I will show you my Shaolin Upper Cut Shih Tzu Puppy technique.

Let Sleeping Shih Tzu’s Lie

holyshitzu — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:13:13 +0000

After a hard night of boozin’ it up, me and Pops take a much needed nap.

Mommy, for some reason or another, couldn’t get a lot of sleep that night.

Funny how that is.