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Strong am I with the force

holyshitzu — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:25 +0000

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the TzuForce, and a powerful ally it is.

Honey Oatmeal doggy cookies creates it, makes it grow.

Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Silly beings are we, not this crude matter.

You must feel the TzuForce, around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, the sofa, the space under the TV, that hard to find spot behind the washing machine.

Everywhere, yes. Even between my tongue and my nose.

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The Shih Tzu Yoda

And I’m not even Trying

holyshitzu — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:30:00 +0000

Got you makin’ baby noises, ain’t I?

C’mon, you can do better than that! Have some semblance of control would you…

I’m not even trying!

Ok look, while you’re makin’ all those goo-goo noises, why don’t you try to amble on over to the kitchen and get me a snack, K?

Original image at:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sapphie/

Cute Pose = Guilty of SOMETHING

holyshitzu — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:25:27 +0000

Let’s see here.

Quiet.

Cute head tilt.

Little sniffles with the nose.

That “Momma I wuv you” look…

Yep. Something, probably expensive, somewhere in the house, is on fire.

Levitating Shihtzu

holyshitzu — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:31:17 +0000

Great, just great.

See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa? Doood.

He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out.

How embarrassing…

Fuzzy Wooby Destruction

holyshitzu — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:00:49 +0000

Take that, and that, and that you dastardly fuzzy wooby.

Just remember, I’m the boss of you, and of mommy, and of poppy, and of the socks in the hamper, and the throw rug in the living room, and that great big sofa too.

Flip me over will you?

Haha, I will show you my Shaolin Upper Cut Shih Tzu Puppy technique.

What is it with Shih Tzu Puppies and Mirrors?

holyshitzu — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:48:35 +0000

See Pops? That stinkin’ pup in the mirror is back!

I try to bop him one but he just doesn’t get the message.

Mebe if I woof at him.

Take that you scallywag!

Is there a Shih Tzu on my back?

holyshitzu — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:30:04 +0000

Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box?

Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake. Like if something is following me or something. And I swear I feel something lickin’ my ears.

Great haircut mommy, but…..

holyshitzu — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:52:01 +0000

Okaaaayyy. Uhmm, Mommy? Yeah, I love the haircut, just really love it. You got the hair out of my eyes, took care of that problem with my ears gettin’ in my mouth every time I eat, and it’s great that you got me this awesome bone bowtie. Wait till the boys in the pen see that one.

But, did you happen to notice where my paws went? ‘Cause I kinda need those for diggin’.

The “boink” heard around the world

holyshitzu — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:41:15 +0000

And mommy asks if I want to keep playing with the puppy in the mirror.

Uhmmm, mommy? Did you hear that big loud BOINK? Yeah, see that was my wittle puppy head.

I think it’s safe to say that no, indeed not. I do not want to continue entertaining that individual. He is uncouth and uncivilized, and he bopped me on the head.

I so own you.

holyshitzu — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:54:36 +0000

Look deeply into my eyes.

You cannot resist the cuteness.

You cannot escape the button nose.

Don’t try to move, or I will do the little “woof.”

The little “woof” does it all the time.

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Resistance is Futile.