Oh look!  Pedro the chihuahua has got Mrs. Turnbubble’s water bottle again.  I told Suzy the other day that I think he’s got a rubber and latex fetish.

Oh and Mitzi is just being a complete little slut with that boxer from down the street.  Look at her wag her tail, like if nobody knows what that means.  Really, poodles are all the same.

What?  Me gossiping?  No way.  I’m just… well informed!