He’s actually asking me if I have to go potty…
Dude, yes I have to go.
I really got to go now, c’mon.
Will you stop asking me dumb freakin’ questions already?
Are you listening to me?
YES, I MUST USE THE RESTROOM, NOW HURRY IT UP AND TAKE ME OUT OR I’M AIMING FOR THAT COOL NEW XBOX 360 [...]
Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box?
Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake. Like if something is following me or something. And [...]
Why do I have to take out the garbage?
Every single time, I swear, GAWD.
You know, I’m much more delicate than I look.
Seriously.
Man, you caught playing with poop just once and it’s been NOWAY JOSE on sitting on that white down comforter ever since.
Lady, lookit, your daughter is wearin’ blue, you’re wearin’ blue, I’m wearin’ blue…it’s destiny. She and I can go out dancin’. See how I dance? I’m telling you, it’s Kismet.
