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The Trials and Tribulations of a Shitzu Pup

September 16, 2009

You know something Ralph?
…
You’ve got it EASY.

Dood, WHAT?

September 14, 2009

No, I did not see a tasty looking bag of radioactive chocolate cookies whatsoever, and if I did, I would certainly and unequivocally not try to eat such morsels at all.
…
Dood, WHAT?

Ahem…
Squeak, squeak.
Mom, can I get out of this ridiculous outfit now?
Jeez, the things she makes me do.
Next she’ll have me dressing up as a rhinoceros, or a pygmy malamute or something.
Gawd… a mouse suit.
I’m hiding under the bed for a week. Just slip me my fuzzy wooby and a box of Cheerios and let me [...]

Levitating Shihtzu

September 12, 2009

Great, just great.
See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa? Doood.
He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out.
How embarrassing…