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Not having “the best time” here…

holyshitzu — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:00:55 +0000

Ok, seems you guys don’t get it. I’m a fun loving Shih Tzu Puppy, not a Siberian Husky. I’m into warm baths, sofas, fuzzy woobies and rug floors, not blistering cold winds, frozen booty, and cold feet. Some shih tzus don’t like snow you know?

Where are the toys? Where are the honey oatmeal biscuits? Nowhere! I’m going back to the inside warm place. You can stay out here with Tatuk the Husky war beast.

Picture courtesy of Alana Elliot

http://www.flickr.com/photos/alanaelliottphotography/

Off with THEIR heads I said

holyshitzu — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:00:02 +0000

Shih Tzu Petunia as Marie Antoinette

Oh, the things a Queen has to go through these days! One little “let them eat cake” and you get the axe.

Submitted by: Juan Velasco

Juan says: Petunia is very irreverant and I had just been reading about Marie Antoinette. This was her bringing history to life on our sofa. :0)

Running in circles was never this much fun

holyshitzu — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:00:45 +0000

It went this away.

No no wait, it went that away.

Hold up, what was I chasin’ again?

Darn it, I’m gonna stop and get some more of that, what did Poppa call it? Kaw fee? Yeah, I liked that stuff.

Snow – It’s Not Ice Cream

holyshitzu — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:00:58 +0000

You know, when Pop’s took me outside today, I thought to myself;

“Wahoo, all this ice cream for me!”

Yeah, NOT.

Poppa calls it “snow”.

I call it “cumbersome”.

Cute Pose = Guilty of SOMETHING

holyshitzu — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:25:27 +0000

Let’s see here.

Quiet.

Cute head tilt.

Little sniffles with the nose.

That “Momma I wuv you” look…

Yep. Something, probably expensive, somewhere in the house, is on fire.

The Trials and Tribulations of a Shitzu Pup

holyshitzu — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:30:18 +0000

You know something Ralph?

…

You’ve got it EASY.

Dood, WHAT?

holyshitzu — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:59:40 +0000

No, I did not see a tasty looking bag of radioactive chocolate cookies whatsoever, and if I did, I would certainly and unequivocally not try to eat such morsels at all.

…

Dood, WHAT?

Shih Tzu in a Mouse Suit

holyshitzu — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:30:51 +0000

Ahem…

Squeak, squeak.

Mom, can I get out of this ridiculous outfit now?

Jeez, the things she makes me do.

Next she’ll have me dressing up as a rhinoceros, or a pygmy malamute or something.

Gawd… a mouse suit.

I’m hiding under the bed for a week. Just slip me my fuzzy wooby and a box of Cheerios and let me just work out my psychological trauma on my own.

Levitating Shihtzu

holyshitzu — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:31:17 +0000

Great, just great.

See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa? Doood.

He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out.

How embarrassing…

Let Sleeping Shih Tzu’s Lie

holyshitzu — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:13:13 +0000

After a hard night of boozin’ it up, me and Pops take a much needed nap.

Mommy, for some reason or another, couldn’t get a lot of sleep that night.

Funny how that is.