Really Mom, we’ve got to talk.

I’ve got to schedule a whole lot more resting time here.

I mean with the running and jumping and playing  and eating…

Well, I kinda like the eating part, but I digress.

I’ve got to get some more nap time, OK?

You know something Ralph?

…

You’ve got it EASY.

Take that, and that, and that you dastardly fuzzy wooby.

Just remember, I’m the boss of you, and of mommy, and of poppy, and of the socks in the hamper, and the throw rug in the living room, and that great big sofa too.

Flip me over will you?

Haha, I will show you my Shaolin Upper Cut Shih Tzu Puppy technique.

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Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box?

Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake.  Like if something is following me or something.  And I swear I feel something lickin’ my ears.

Okaaaayyy.  Uhmm, Mommy?  Yeah, I love the haircut, just really love it.  You got the hair out of my eyes, took care of that problem with my ears gettin’ in my mouth every time I eat, and it’s great that you got me this awesome bone bowtie.  Wait till the boys in the pen see that one.

But, did you happen to notice where my paws went?  ‘Cause I kinda need those for diggin’.

And mommy asks if I want to keep playing with the puppy in the mirror.

Uhmmm, mommy?  Did you hear that big loud BOINK?  Yeah, see that was my wittle puppy head.

I think it’s safe to say that no, indeed not.  I do not want to continue entertaining that individual.  He is uncouth and uncivilized, and he bopped me on the head.

Mommy says I’m sick and have to stay in bed with best friend Fuzzy Wooby all day.

No tearing up newspapers.  No running in grassy backyard place.  No hiding under the teevees.

But you can bring me ice cream, K?

Look deeply into my eyes.

You cannot resist the cuteness.

You cannot escape the button nose.

Don’t try to move, or I will do the little “woof.”

The little “woof” does it all the time.

…

Resistance is Futile.

Did you say I’m funny?

You mean funny like I’m a clown, ha ha,  I amuse you?

I make you laugh, I’m here to amuse you?

What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Well, you haven’t seen whats waitin’ for you on the bedroom rug have you, huh?

That’s what’s funny.