Take that, and that, and that you dastardly fuzzy wooby.
Just remember, I’m the boss of you, and of mommy, and of poppy, and of the socks in the hamper, and the throw rug in the living room, and that great big sofa too.
Flip me over will you?
Haha, I will show you my Shaolin Upper Cut Shih Tzu Puppy technique.
Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box? Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake. Like if something is following me or something. [...]
Okaaaayyy. Uhmm, Mommy? Yeah, I love the haircut, just really love it. You got the hair out of my eyes, took care of that problem with my ears gettin’ in my mouth every time I eat, and it’s great that you got me this awesome bone bowtie. Wait till the boys in the pen see [...]