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The Shih Tzu can own you in less than 30 seconds if you don’t resolve yourself against it’s horrifying tactics.

Notice, the dewy eyes.  These powerful weapons of destruction will tear your heart apart and force you to make the strangest goo goo noises that can emanate from a grown human.

Also, the pensive look.  In combination with the eyes, the pensive look has been known to melt a grown man into complete mush and incoherence.

BEWARE of the little woof.  We cannot express enough the absolute control the Shih Tzu will have over you if it utilizes the little woof. The little woof has been known to level entire cities of people to utilizing “oojie poojie” as a form of communication.

This breed of toy doggies will control the world if we are not vigilant in our defense.

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