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Is there a Shih Tzu on my back?

August 27, 2009

Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box? Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake.  Like if something is following me or something.  [...]

Why do I always got to take out the garbage?

August 19, 2009

Why do I have to take out the garbage? Every single time, I swear, GAWD. You know, I’m much more delicate than I look. Seriously. Man, you caught playing with poop just once and it’s been NOWAY JOSE on sitting on that white down comforter ever since.

Shih Tzu Kismet

August 18, 2009

Lady, lookit, your daughter is wearin’ blue, you’re wearin’ blue, I’m wearin’ blue…it’s destiny.   She and I can go out dancin’.  See how I dance?  I’m telling you, it’s Kismet.

Puppy vs. Mirror = More Boinks

August 17, 2009

Fightin’ the Shih Tzu pup in the mirror never really works out the way they plan it, does it? Wait for it….

Distraction is Priceless

August 13, 2009

Cute Pose. $0.00 Fuzzy Wooby.  $6.99 Bunch of plush toys to expand on cuteness.  $12.59 Add in the “little woof” $0.00 Distracting mommy and daddy from the humongous toilet paper and cotton ball mess I did in the bathroom. Priceless.

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