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Not having “the best time” here…

holyshitzu — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:00:55 +0000

Ok, seems you guys don’t get it. I’m a fun loving Shih Tzu Puppy, not a Siberian Husky. I’m into warm baths, sofas, fuzzy woobies and rug floors, not blistering cold winds, frozen booty, and cold feet. Some shih tzus don’t like snow you know?

Where are the toys? Where are the honey oatmeal biscuits? Nowhere! I’m going back to the inside warm place. You can stay out here with Tatuk the Husky war beast.

Picture courtesy of Alana Elliot

http://www.flickr.com/photos/alanaelliottphotography/

Running in circles was never this much fun

holyshitzu — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:00:45 +0000

It went this away.

No no wait, it went that away.

Hold up, what was I chasin’ again?

Darn it, I’m gonna stop and get some more of that, what did Poppa call it? Kaw fee? Yeah, I liked that stuff.

Snow – It’s Not Ice Cream

holyshitzu — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:00:58 +0000

You know, when Pop’s took me outside today, I thought to myself;

“Wahoo, all this ice cream for me!”

Yeah, NOT.

Poppa calls it “snow”.

I call it “cumbersome”.

Cute Pose = Guilty of SOMETHING

holyshitzu — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:25:27 +0000

Let’s see here.

Quiet.

Cute head tilt.

Little sniffles with the nose.

That “Momma I wuv you” look…

Yep. Something, probably expensive, somewhere in the house, is on fire.

The Trials and Tribulations of a Shitzu Pup

holyshitzu — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:30:18 +0000

You know something Ralph?

…

You’ve got it EASY.

Levitating Shihtzu

holyshitzu — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:31:17 +0000

Great, just great.

See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa? Doood.

He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out.

How embarrassing…

Let Sleeping Shih Tzu’s Lie

holyshitzu — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:13:13 +0000

After a hard night of boozin’ it up, me and Pops take a much needed nap.

Mommy, for some reason or another, couldn’t get a lot of sleep that night.

Funny how that is.

What is it with Shih Tzu Puppies and Mirrors?

holyshitzu — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:48:35 +0000

See Pops? That stinkin’ pup in the mirror is back!

I try to bop him one but he just doesn’t get the message.

Mebe if I woof at him.

Take that you scallywag!

Jeez, can’t you take a hint?

holyshitzu — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:30:06 +0000

He’s actually asking me if I have to go potty…

Dude, yes I have to go.

I really got to go now, c’mon.

Will you stop asking me dumb freakin’ questions already?

Are you listening to me?

YES, I MUST USE THE RESTROOM, NOW HURRY IT UP AND TAKE ME OUT OR I’M AIMING FOR THAT COOL NEW XBOX 360 YOU JUST GOT!

You’re such a camera hog

holyshitzu — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:00:43 +0000

Dood, you’re such a camera hog. I swear, one time you make it on cuteoverload and you go all prima donna on me. GAWD!