Why do I always got to take out the garbage?

Why do I have to take out the garbage?

Every single time, I swear, GAWD.

You know, I’m much more delicate than I look.

Seriously.

Man, you caught playing with poop just once and it’s been NOWAY JOSE on sitting on that white down comforter ever since.

Tagged as: comedy, funny, garbage, poop, shih tzu, shih tzu dog, shitzu