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Shih Tzu WTF

What About Me? I’ve Got A Costume…

October 2, 2009

Awwhh man!  C’mon people, I can do the trick or treat thing too! All that runnin’ around and gettin’ all the candies and snacks and stuff; I’m an expert at the candy gettin! Who can resist a shih tzu in a pumpkin costume? Seriously. Just keep me away from the zombies out there.  They make [...]

Dood, WHAT?

September 14, 2009

No, I did not see a tasty looking bag of radioactive chocolate cookies whatsoever, and if I did, I would certainly and unequivocally not try to eat such morsels at all. … Dood, WHAT?

Levitating Shihtzu

September 12, 2009

Great, just great. See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa?  Doood. He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out. How embarrassing…

Is there a Shih Tzu on my back?

August 27, 2009

Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box? Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake.  Like if something is following me or something.  [...]

Shihtennis ball

August 26, 2009

Hah!  Those guys don’t know how to play with this thing at all.  All they do is smack it around with those big flyswatters, back and forth and back and forth. I wonder why they chased me around after I took it away from them for their own good? Now me, I know how to [...]

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