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Strong am I with the force

holyshitzu — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:25 +0000

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the TzuForce, and a powerful ally it is.

Honey Oatmeal doggy cookies creates it, makes it grow.

Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Silly beings are we, not this crude matter.

You must feel the TzuForce, around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, the sofa, the space under the TV, that hard to find spot behind the washing machine.

Everywhere, yes. Even between my tongue and my nose.

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The Shih Tzu Yoda

I could do the whole day like this

holyshitzu — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:00:43 +0000

Dood, I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling so chill right now.

It’s the chillaxness of the whole thing.

Oh, wait a minute, I’ve got a deep thought here…

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Nope, forgot it. Ok, more chillax.

Originally posted at UpsideDownDogs.com

Off with THEIR heads I said

holyshitzu — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:00:02 +0000

Shih Tzu Petunia as Marie Antoinette

Oh, the things a Queen has to go through these days! One little “let them eat cake” and you get the axe.

Submitted by: Juan Velasco

Juan says: Petunia is very irreverant and I had just been reading about Marie Antoinette. This was her bringing history to life on our sofa. :0)

Shih Tzu Gossip

holyshitzu — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:00:55 +0000

Oh look! Pedro the chihuahua has got Mrs. Turnbubble’s water bottle again. I told Suzy the other day that I think he’s got a rubber and latex fetish.

Oh and Mitzi is just being a complete little slut with that boxer from down the street. Look at her wag her tail, like if nobody knows what that means. Really, poodles are all the same.

What? Me gossiping? No way. I’m just… well informed!

Shih Tzu’s Don’t Like Chilli Sauce

holyshitzu — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:00:25 +0000

What is it with you people?

That chilli sauce completely messed up my beautiful singing voice.

My tongue is going crazy. Listen to me, I sound horrible.

Stop Laughing!

Let’s see what’s so funny when this stuff comes out!

What About Me? I’ve Got A Costume…

holyshitzu — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:00:16 +0000

Awwhh man! C’mon people, I can do the trick or treat thing too!

All that runnin’ around and gettin’ all the candies and snacks and stuff; I’m an expert at the candy gettin!

Who can resist a shih tzu in a pumpkin costume? Seriously.

Just keep me away from the zombies out there. They make me got potty with the quickness.

Photo courtesy of : Brian G. Lewandowski => www.bglewandowski.com

Dood, WHAT?

holyshitzu — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:59:40 +0000

No, I did not see a tasty looking bag of radioactive chocolate cookies whatsoever, and if I did, I would certainly and unequivocally not try to eat such morsels at all.

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Dood, WHAT?

Levitating Shihtzu

holyshitzu — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:31:17 +0000

Great, just great.

See what happens when David Blaine is your Poppa? Doood.

He always waits for my friends to come over and blammo, lifts me right up, freaking everybody out.

How embarrassing…

Is there a Shih Tzu on my back?

holyshitzu — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:30:04 +0000

Honey, remember when we stopped a few miles back at that antique place with that old strange Chinese man who didn’t want to show us what was in that cool looking box?

Well, ever since we left, I’ve had the strangest feeling that I just can’t shake. Like if something is following me or something. And I swear I feel something lickin’ my ears.

Shihtennis ball

holyshitzu — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:30:37 +0000

Hah! Those guys don’t know how to play with this thing at all. All they do is smack it around with those big flyswatters, back and forth and back and forth. I wonder why they chased me around after I took it away from them for their own good?

Now me, I know how to have fun. You got to chew on it some, roll it in the mud, hide it under Poppa’s pillow, and my favorite, marathon mouth it. Heck, I can hold this thing in my teeth for days!