Okaaaayyy. Uhmm, Mommy? Yeah, I love the haircut, just really love it. You got the hair out of my eyes, took care of that problem with my ears gettin’ in my mouth every time I eat, and it’s great that you got me this awesome bone bowtie. Wait till the boys in the pen see that one.
But, did you happen to notice where my paws went? ‘Cause I kinda need those for diggin’.
